The FB Drama

Facebook DRAMA:

Status:

School kid’s status: “Back to FB. Exams over. Uffff!!”

College student: “Have an exam tomorrow. Its 1:00am and im still online.”

Work: “No time to come online. Work. Work. Work.”

Once Married: (Men) Wife-knife kind jokes, (Women) Cooked briyani

Relationship Status:

School kid: Single (Really single)

College: Single (Actually committed)

Work: It’s complicated (Really it is complicated)

Once married: Married to (tagged)

Display picture:

School: Photo with best friends. At times these besties have the same dp (YUK!) They like eachother’s DP.

College: A very very very good looking picture

Work: A long shot picture

After marriage: A picture along with the partner

After few years: Passport size photo, scanned

 Friend's Request pattern of men:

School: Mostly relatives and classmates

College: All the friend's of friends good looking girls (good looking DPs)

               and unfriending all the relatives

Work: All those who work with you but no bosses. 

After marriage: NO IN-LAWS, WELCOME to everyone else.

Friend's Approval Pattern of women:

School: Mostly relative and classmates. 

College: All relatives and known, except dad/mom. 

Work: Separate list for stalkers to be permanently offline to. Mom, dad, uncle, aunt..... 

After Marriage: In-Laws and only In-laws.