crazy way not to miss a single ball

How can one not miss even a single shot of a cricket match?! Below are some tricks, crazy ones, but it works.

Activity 1:

Method:
Eat as much as you can before the match starts. Eating during match can be a big distraction. Also if you are alone you need to walk away from tv to get some food in hand.

Risk:
You might have to move away from the TV for something else, which is an after effect of eating.

Activity 2:

Method:
Use the rest room just 10 minutes before the match so that you can try and control using the restroom for the rest of the match, at least till break.

Activity 3:

Method:
throw the water bottles at home so that you don’t drink water even if you are thirsty.

Risk:

You might die out of thirst but be rest assured, you wont miss a ball and will die only after the match.

Activity 4:

Method:
place a do not disturb sign board in the entrance of your room.

Risk:

If you forget to remove it you might miss the couriers, food and even water the next day.

Activity 5:

Method:

Risk:

You might miss an interview call, a call from your gf which might lead to even break up but you wont miss a ball. I am sure.

Activity 6:

Method:

Telling office that you are sick

Risk:

You might have to act sick the next day when you get back to work.

 Activity 7:

Method:
Avoid going to the stadium though you might get a chance to watch the match live.

Risk:

The camera man might become a villain and capture you on camera. This might lead to a lot of confusions due to the lies you would have said to take leave or to ur gf.

Activity 8:

Method:

Practice bladder control or use some diaper.

Risk:

Rashes? No tension. Use huggies. 

Activity 9:

Method:

Tell your grandma that there is no serial that day. Else you will have to watch the match between the break.

Risk:

You might even be kicked out of house when they watch it the next day  and figure out there is a gap.

Its too difficult to find a gap with just one day’s gap in these soaps. 

Even one week makes no difference. 

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