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Saturday, December 8, 2012



This post won me the GRAND PRIZE in the contest conducted by Sunsilk and indiblogger.


This post is written for the topic: 
http://www.indiblogger.in/topic.php?topic=70

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Have you ever wondered how you will look with straight hair? Do you really want your hair to be straight? Then you are in the right page. In this post I will explain certain scientific, logic and theoretical experiments to make your hair straight.


Disclaimer: All the below experiments are performed with experts (like me) around. Do not try doing any of these. The site owner or the content writer (me) is not held responsible for any  side-effects like hair loss, baldness or even death caused due to the performance of these experiments. What I can assure is, either on head or fallen on the ground, straight hair.
Let’s get into the experiments on hair to make it straight.

I don't own the copyrights for the images used. All the images are carefully stolen from different sites with the help of Google.


Experiment 1:

 Items Required:
A strong, arrogant female
Her crush's phone number

Step 1: Call the arrogant female near you 
Step 2: Talk high of yourselves
Step 3: Keep attaching "Unlike you" to every statement you say good about yourselves
Step 4: Type a message with 'Darling' and add her crush's number as the recipient. 
Step 5: Show it to her and say "he's mine" to kindle her anger. 
Step 6: Pull her hair with light pressure triggering her to do the same with great pressure to you. 
Step 7: Say 'He's mine' whenever you want the pull-pressure to increase. Adjust the pressure of pull with the key word 'his name'

Result: 
Straight hair, of course covering just parts of your head. The rest of the hair in the arrogant girl's hand. 

Risk involved: 
If the message typed to the crush of the girl is sent, you are at the risk of inviting problems in the name of love. 

Alternatives:
You can try cutting the line in front of corporation water pumps in Tamil Nadu ( specially during summer for better results) 

Men can try the same with a smart guy and his crush's number.

Experiment 2:
Items required:
Actor Vijay,
Load speaker,
A music player playing "Love pannalama venama?" from Poda Podi as the song is best for the result we want.



Step 1: Sit with legs folded. Sit erect with shoulders straight.
Step 2: Connect the load speaker to the music player playing the song mentioned.
Step 3:Insert the loud speaker onto your head in a way that it covers your head fully.
Step 4: Make Actor Vijay stand next to you. (preferably left as it has a proved result.)
Step 5: Instruct him to pull out the loud speaker from your head.

Tadaaa!! You will have got straight hair.

Risk involved:
Giving your hair trusting the super hero Vijay.

Alternatives:
You can try the same with Power star Srinivasan.

Pictures from lab test :
 
 









Experiment 3:
Employs same principle as experiment 1.

Items Required:
Few girls or guys with same motivation and fire to make their hair straight

Step 1: Arrange a party with like minded people with same good intention to 'DO ANYTHING TO GET STRAIGHT HAIR'
Step 2: Play a nice song
Step 3: Start the hair pulling party. 


Result:
Straight hair 

Risk: 
Most of your hair will be on the floor, but definitely straight. 


Experiment 4: 
Why don't we make use of the physics that we studied, mugged and copied in exams? The moral of the movie '3 Idiots' gave me an idea of using physics to get straight hair. 

Items required:
balloon
your mouth and lungs to blow the balloon


Step 1: Inhale as much as possible
Step 2: blow into the hole of the balloon 
Step 3: Rub the blown balloon on your hair
Step 4: Lift the balloon and see your hair being lifted 

More the charges the balloon acquires the more the hair pull that happens. 



Result: 
Straight hair

Risk:
If the hair is very strong and has sharp edge, it might burst the balloon scaring the kids nearby. 

Experiment 5:

Items Required:
Van de graph generator

Step 1: Go to a science exhibition with Van de graph generator.
Step 2: Place your hands on it

Result: Temporary straight hair

Alternatives: Touch a broken live electric wire

Risk: Death but with straight hair.




Experiment 6:

Items Required:
Electrical Chappathi maker


Steps are so obvious still if you are so dumb to look for steps:


Step 1: Switch on the chappathi maker
Step 2: Put your hair inside. 
Step 3: press it.




Result: 
Straight hair with few strands stuck to the maker, still straight. 


Risk:
Poor supply of electricity in states like Tamil Nadu might interrupt the process frequently




Alternatives: 
Traditional chappathi rolling pin. 



Experiment 7:

Items Required:
vacuum cleaner
Step 1: Switch on the vacuum cleaner
Step 2: place it near the tip of the hair in such a way that hair is pulled up but not pulled out of the head. 

Result: 
straight hair, larger volume of which will reside inside the container of the cleaner

Risk: 
Hair stored safely inside the vacuum cleaners container. But still it becomes straight before getting sucked. 


Experiment 8: Most expensive and risky

Items Required:
 Road roller
Driver to drive it ( preferable experience: minimum 10 years to save your head)

Step 1: Start the road roller
Step 2: Lie on ground with hair flowing towards the roller's front wheel
Step 3: Ask the driver to run the road roller back and forth on your hair.

Result:
 Straight hair

Risk: 
If the drivers gets a call from some call center when he is performing this act, there are chances that he runs the road roller over your head and cause immediate death

Alternatives: 
Tractor can be used instead of road roller. When tractor can be used for proper farming of crops why cant it assure good straight hair? It can. Try it. 


Experiment 9:

Items Required:
 Surround sound
DVD Player
DVD of movies like PIZZA, EVIL DEAD. 
Perform the experiment in the absence of light, pitch darkness and silence, during late nights for better results.
Step 1: Wait till late night
Step 2: Send everyone out of home
 Step 3: Switch off all the lights. This step can be skipped as the electricity is unavailable most times in states like TN, India, making our job easy.
Step 4: Play the movie
The movie you watch will take care of the remaining steps. 

Result: Straight hair.
 Most advantageous experiment as the hair still remains on head after it gets straight. 

Alternatives: 
Watch Power star without make up.


Experiment 10:

Items Required: 
Posture correction books


Step 1: Download such educative stuffs on good posture. 
Step 2: Talk to your hair about it and make it aware of what a good posture means. 

When skin can listen to you why can't your hair listen to you? 

Result:
Straight hair


Risk:
 When you are performing this experiment people around might think you have lost your nuts. 
Never mind. We need straight hair. Anything for it. 

Alternatives: 
Try teaching your hair Yoga instead of all these boring awareness and sessions.

Experiment 11:

Items Required:
Small, heavy pebbles

Step  1: Tie a pebble to the edge of each of your hair

Result:
Straight hair

Risk:
Hair will  become straight but you might start bending backwards due to weight. 

Experiment 12:

Items Required:
 Copper wire 

Step  1: paste a copper wire to each hair along the length of it. 
Step 2: Straighten the wires

Result:
 Straight hair 

Risk:
Copper wire leaving marks on shoulder. 

Alternatives: 
Iron wire instead of copper. OR any other metal instead of copper. I am poor in chemistry, alloys so not able to judge which wire is the best.

Lab experiment employing same method for curly hair:

Experiment 13:
 We have used physics in our experiments right? But haven't we scored well by copying in maths exams too? Lets use a little of maths here.

Items Required:
Scissors 

Principle used:
A circle can look straight if just a part of it is considered.
Steps are obvious. A lab result is shown below.






Result: 
Straight hair

Risk: 


Solution to the risk: 
If the experiment results in no hair try out a straight hair vig.  


Experiment 14:

Items Required:
A TV with regional TV channels enabled

Step 1: Switch on TV
Step 2: Tune into some regional TV anytime in the morning between 11 to 2 or evening between 6 to 11
Step 3: Continue step 1 and 2 daily. 


Result:
straight hair
Confusion,stress and and frustration due to the story of the serials 


Alternatives: 


Take up a stressful job with an idiotic boss. 


Experiment 15:

Items Required:
Revive, a clothes stiffening liquid

Step 1: Pour the liquid in a tub full of water
Step 2: immerse your hair into it and leave for 30 minutes

Result:
 Straight hair. When it can stiffen clothes why cant it stiffen hair? 

Alternatives: 

Use any other brand. I am not the brand ambassador for Revive. 
Risk:
Hair might become unfit to be combed with plastic combs or the normal brushes available in the market.
Solution: 
Order an iron brush or comb specially made for your hair.

Experiment 16:

If none of the above 15 experiments work out we always have the best power to look great with straight hair:

Items required: 
Computer
Photoshop or any equivalent installed
A photo of a super model with straight hair downloaded
Skill to do the morphing. 

Steps:
Dont be so stupid to ask me steps for this, I'm not a photoshop expert. 
Browse more for tips about photoshop for better results.

Risk:
People wont recognize you as the person in the Facebook Display picture. Anyways its ok, right? Who has a FB DP that looks like how they are? None. Not even Mark Zuckerberg.


Hope you had fun reading this article. If you have better ideas post it below as a comment. 

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  1. GB, enakku oru doubt... I think u have not considered that the straight hair must still be attached to the scalp... true, they ve not mentioned it in the rules!!! gr8 going da :)

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  2. @vid dev- None of the treatment or method is ideal and 100 % damage free...
    Also all my experiments see to that the hair is still on the scalp but ;) a major portion of it is not.. :)
    Also not in the rules ;)
    Thanks for the comment :)

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  3. This one is too hilarious.. The vijay part made me LOL :D :D

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  4. Nice funny article.. The experiment using Vijay, Road Roler & Revive is really superb-:)

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  5. Hilarious take on the topic Ganga. Perhaps I am amazed by your thought process...PERHAPS one of the craziest post I've ever read till date...nice set of experiments although some of them were seriously funny. I'm quite sure you would have tested those with you before penning it down for your readers ;) . Good Work Ganga ...I wish you all the best for the Sunsilk contest.

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    1. Thank you. I have not tested anything on myself but im looking for nominations from interested people to carry out the lab tests of the above stuffs... :) u ready?

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    2. Haha No ways. I already have god gifted straight hair .... So I would rather refrain myself from this experiments of yours ;) I suggest you conduct the experiments on you ...better idea ;)

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  6. the famous iron box, an alternative to chappathi-maker :P

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    1. Iron box was given as an example in the contest site..so din want to copy :)

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  7. sir epdi ipdi ellam yosikiringa..
    Nice post.All the Best.

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  8. Well written. Amazed at your thought process!

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  9. Yikes.. you have come up with not one idea but so many!

    www.anucreations.blogspot.in

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  10. You are so going to win Rs. 25,000/- TRUST ME !! ... All other posts are regarding how to straighten but not whacky ideas .. Yours is amazing, too hilarious !! :D ..

    --- Maulik Doshi ( http://maulikonpaper.wordpress.com )

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    1. Thanks :) Let me trust you ;) lol..
      UR article is hilarious too :)

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    2. So next time, I talk to you is when I will congratulate you for 25,000/- ;) ... All the best :D

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    3. Maulik- know what?! As u said i won :) :) Thank u so much for those kind words :)

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  11. loved ur ideas.. looks like u r going to win.. vijay one was the best.. :)

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  12. Well deserved victory! I couldn't stop laughing! I got to see the song from the Vijay movie :D Congratulations!

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    1. Thanks a lot :) :) :) Actually i opened my mail and saw ur comment. "VICTORY" I was confused. Then clicked the indiblogger link and there my name was :)
      Thank u soo much Deepa :)

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  13. Wonderful post! came in a little late here:), but you totally deserve the first prize!

    cheers,

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  14. Lolz...one damnnnn good post in contests after a longgg long time...LOVED IT absolutely..You totally deserve to win the prize...Fan !!! I am gonna blogroll you.. LIked all the ideas esp the Vijay's one...lolz :)


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    1. Thanks a lot Numerounity :)
      The best thing about the prize is that its given to me on my blog's bday :)

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    2. Oh in that case even more congratz! See how u truly deserved it and how ur blog is doing all good things :)

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    3. My blog always does good things to me :) :) :) I love her and she loves me back :) Thanks Numerounity :)

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  15. CONGRATULATION GB. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GB

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  16. You are crazy, crazier and the craziest!

    Whoa, hilarious ways to straighten your hair! You make me proud, GB *Aaanandha kanneer*

    Such ingenious experiments! Only YOU can come up with something like this! :)

    Congrats on the prize, most deserved! :)

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  17. Very fun and worth to winning the Grand prize from IndiBlogger, Congrats.

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  18. i knew you will win...congrats!! Its Hilarious

    love
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  19. Congratulations Ganga Bharani. Every experiment you described above gives an Idea of how difficult it is to get straight hair. Thanks to Sunsilk which helps every straight hair aspirant to forget about the most difficult task of day to day life.

    Wish you a belated Happy Birthday and this win might be a perfect birthday gift of your lifetime.

    Congrats once again.

    Have a nice day.

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  20. Thanks a lot Pravin :)
    It was not my bday but my blog's bday :)

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  21. No doubt you won. Brilliant post. And i always thought i was good at making people laugh! :D

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  22. Now I understand why you won the contest... Outstanding!!!
    Congratzzz

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  23. Came from facebook! This was hilarious! Still laughing at the thoughts of what all you could think of to straighten your hair! Congratulations on the prize! :)

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    Please visit as per your convience!

    Thank u

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  24. Hahhah.....What a well deserved win!
    I don't know what prompted me to check IndiBlogger contest entries today, but I am so glad that I did when I ran into your delightful, funny post!

    http://reekycoleslaw.com/

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  25. Oh This is such a hilarious post, very innovative and fresh!
    Couldnt control my laughter all throughout the read!
    Just came to this post while browsing the contest list...read it and it was worth it!

    Congrats on your fabulous win, you deserve it! :)

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  26. Awesome blog post :-) you really deserve to be the winner :-)

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  27. Funny post... loved everybit of it... congrats on your win... well deserved... Hope it is not too late to wish you..:)

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