Experiments to get straight hair

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Have you ever wondered how you will look with straight hair? Do you really want your hair to be straight? Then you are in the right page. In this post I will explain certain scientific, logic and theoretical experiments to make your hair straight.

Disclaimer: All the below experiments are performed with experts (like me) around. Do not try doing any of these. The site owner or the content writer (me) is not held responsible for any  side-effects like hair loss, baldness or even death caused due to the performance of these experiments. What I can assure is, either on head or fallen on the ground, straight hair.

Let’s get into the experiments on hair to make it straight.

I don't own the copyrights for the images used. All the images are carefully stolen from different sites with the help of Google.

Experiment 1:

 Items Required:

A strong, arrogant female

Her crush's phone number

Step 1: Call the arrogant female near you 

Step 2: Talk high of yourselves

Step 3: Keep attaching "Unlike you" to every statement you say good about yourselves

Step 4: Type a message with 'Darling' and add her crush's number as the recipient. 

Step 5: Show it to her and say "he's mine" to kindle her anger. 

Step 6: Pull her hair with light pressure triggering her to do the same with great pressure to you. 

Step 7: Say 'He's mine' whenever you want the pull-pressure to increase. Adjust the pressure of pull with the key word 'his name'

Result: 

Straight hair, of course covering just parts of your head. The rest of the hair in the arrogant girl's hand. 

Risk involved: 

If the message typed to the crush of the girl is sent, you are at the risk of inviting problems in the name of love. 

Alternatives:

You can try cutting the line in front of corporation water pumps in Tamil Nadu ( specially during summer for better results) 

Men can try the same with a smart guy and his crush's number.

Experiment 2:

Items required:

Actor Vijay,

Load speaker,

A music player playing "Love pannalama venama?" from Poda Podi as the song is best for the result we want.

Step 1: Sit with legs folded. Sit erect with shoulders straight.
Step 2: Connect the load speaker to the music player playing the song mentioned.
Step 3:Insert the loud speaker onto your head in a way that it covers your head fully.
Step 4: Make Actor Vijay stand next to you. (preferably left as it has a proved result.)
Step 5: Instruct him to pull out the loud speaker from your head.

Tadaaa!! You will have got straight hair.

Risk involved:
Giving your hair trusting the super hero Vijay.

Alternatives:
You can try the same with Power star Srinivasan.

Pictures from lab test :

 
 

Experiment 3:

Employs same principle as experiment 1.

Items Required:

Few girls or guys with same motivation and fire to make their hair straight

Step 1: Arrange a party with like minded people with same good intention to 'DO ANYTHING TO GET STRAIGHT HAIR'

Step 2: Play a nice song

Step 3: Start the hair pulling party. 

Result:

Straight hair 

Risk: 

Most of your hair will be on the floor, but definitely straight. 

Experiment 4: 

Why don't we make use of the physics that we studied, mugged and copied in exams? The moral of the movie '3 Idiots' gave me an idea of using physics to get straight hair. 

Items required:

balloon

your mouth and lungs to blow the balloon

Step 1: Inhale as much as possible

Step 2: blow into the hole of the balloon 

Step 3: Rub the blown balloon on your hair

Step 4: Lift the balloon and see your hair being lifted 

More the charges the balloon acquires the more the hair pull that happens. 

Result: 

Straight hair

Risk:

If the hair is very strong and has sharp edge, it might burst the balloon scaring the kids nearby. 

Experiment 5:

Items Required:

Van de graph generator

Step 1: Go to a science exhibition with Van de graph generator.

Step 2: Place your hands on it

Result: Temporary straight hair

Alternatives: Touch a broken live electric wire

Risk: Death but with straight hair.

Experiment 6:

Items Required:

Electrical Chappathi maker

Steps are so obvious still if you are so dumb to look for steps:

Step 1: Switch on the chappathi maker

Step 2: Put your hair inside. 

Step 3: press it.

Result: 

Straight hair with few strands stuck to the maker, still straight. 

Risk:

Poor supply of electricity in states like Tamil Nadu might interrupt the process frequently

Alternatives: 

Traditional chappathi rolling pin. 

Experiment 7:

Items Required:

vacuum cleaner

Step 1: Switch on the vacuum cleaner

Step 2: place it near the tip of the hair in such a way that hair is pulled up but not pulled out of the head. 

Result: 

straight hair, larger volume of which will reside inside the container of the cleaner

Risk: 

Hair stored safely inside the vacuum cleaners container. But still it becomes straight before getting sucked. 

Experiment 8: Most expensive and risky

Items Required:

 Road roller

Driver to drive it ( preferable experience: minimum 10 years to save your head)

Step 1: Start the road roller

Step 2: Lie on ground with hair flowing towards the roller's front wheel

Step 3: Ask the driver to run the road roller back and forth on your hair.

Result:

 Straight hair

Risk: 

If the drivers gets a call from some call center when he is performing this act, there are chances that he runs the road roller over your head and cause immediate death

Alternatives: 

Tractor can be used instead of road roller. When tractor can be used for proper farming of crops why cant it assure good straight hair? It can. Try it. 

Experiment 9:

Items Required:

 Surround sound

DVD Player

DVD of movies like PIZZA, EVIL DEAD. 

Perform the experiment in the absence of light, pitch darkness and silence, during late nights for better results.

Step 1: Wait till late night

Step 2: Send everyone out of home

 Step 3: Switch off all the lights. This step can be skipped as the electricity is unavailable most times in states like TN, India, making our job easy.

Step 4: Play the movie

The movie you watch will take care of the remaining steps. 

Result: Straight hair.

 Most advantageous experiment as the hair still remains on head after it gets straight. 

Alternatives: 

Watch Power star without make up.

Experiment 10:

Items Required: 

Posture correction books

Step 1: Download such educative stuffs on good posture. 

Step 2: Talk to your hair about it and make it aware of what a good posture means. 

When skin can listen to you why can't your hair listen to you? 

Result:

Straight hair

Risk:

 When you are performing this experiment people around might think you have lost your nuts. 

Never mind. We need straight hair. Anything for it. 

Alternatives: 

Try teaching your hair Yoga instead of all these boring awareness and sessions.

Experiment 11:

Items Required:

Small, heavy pebbles

Step  1: Tie a pebble to the edge of each of your hair

Result:

Straight hair

Risk:

Hair will  become straight but you might start bending backwards due to weight. 

Experiment 12:

Items Required:

 Copper wire 

Step  1: paste a copper wire to each hair along the length of it. 

Step 2: Straighten the wires

Result:

 Straight hair 

Risk:

Copper wire leaving marks on shoulder. 

Alternatives: 

Iron wire instead of copper. OR any other metal instead of copper. I am poor in chemistry, alloys so not able to judge which wire is the best.

Lab experiment employing same method for curly hair:

Experiment 13:

 We have used physics in our experiments right? But haven't we scored well by copying in maths exams too? Lets use a little of maths here.

Items Required:

Scissors 

Principle used:

A circle can look straight if just a part of it is considered.

Steps are obvious. A lab result is shown below.

Result: 

Straight hair

Risk: 

Solution to the risk: 

If the experiment results in no hair try out a straight hair vig.  

Experiment 14:

Items Required:

A TV with regional TV channels enabled

Step 1: Switch on TV

Step 2: Tune into some regional TV anytime in the morning between 11 to 2 or evening between 6 to 11

Step 3: Continue step 1 and 2 daily. 

Result:

straight hair

Confusion,stress and and frustration due to the story of the serials 

Alternatives: 

Take up a stressful job with an idiotic boss. 

Experiment 15:

Items Required:

Revive, a clothes stiffening liquid

Step 1: Pour the liquid in a tub full of water

Step 2: immerse your hair into it and leave for 30 minutes

Result:

 Straight hair. When it can stiffen clothes why cant it stiffen hair? 

Alternatives: 

Use any other brand. I am not the brand ambassador for Revive. 

Risk:

Hair might become unfit to be combed with plastic combs or the normal brushes available in the market.

Solution: 

Order an iron brush or comb specially made for your hair.

Experiment 16:

If none of the above 15 experiments work out we always have the best power to look great with straight hair:

Items required: 

Computer

Photoshop or any equivalent installed

A photo of a super model with straight hair downloaded

Skill to do the morphing. 

Steps:

Dont be so stupid to ask me steps for this, I'm not a photoshop expert. 

Browse more for tips about photoshop for better results.

Risk:

People wont recognize you as the person in the Facebook Display picture. Anyways its ok, right? Who has a FB DP that looks like how they are? None. Not even Mark Zuckerberg.

Hope you had fun reading this article. If you have better ideas post it below as a comment.