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Have you ever wondered how you will look with straight hair? Do you really want your hair to be straight? Then you are in the right page. In this post I will explain certain scientific, logic and theoretical experiments to make your hair straight.
Disclaimer: All the below experiments are performed with experts (like me) around. Do not try doing any of these. The site owner or the content writer (me) is not held responsible for any side-effects like hair loss, baldness or even death caused due to the performance of these experiments. What I can assure is, either on head or fallen on the ground, straight hair.
Let’s get into the experiments on hair to make it straight.
I don't own the copyrights for the images used. All the images are carefully stolen from different sites with the help of Google.
A strong, arrogant female
Her crush's phone number
Step 1: Call the arrogant female near you
Step 2: Talk high of yourselves
Step 3: Keep attaching "Unlike you" to every statement you say good about yourselves
Step 4: Type a message with 'Darling' and add her crush's number as the recipient.
Step 5: Show it to her and say "he's mine" to kindle her anger.
Step 6: Pull her hair with light pressure triggering her to do the same with great pressure to you.
Step 7: Say 'He's mine' whenever you want the pull-pressure to increase. Adjust the pressure of pull with the key word 'his name'
Straight hair, of course covering just parts of your head. The rest of the hair in the arrogant girl's hand.
If the message typed to the crush of the girl is sent, you are at the risk of inviting problems in the name of love.
You can try cutting the line in front of corporation water pumps in Tamil Nadu ( specially during summer for better results)
Men can try the same with a smart guy and his crush's number.
A music player playing "Love pannalama venama?" from Poda Podi as the song is best for the result we want.
Step 1: Sit with legs folded. Sit erect with shoulders straight.
Step 2: Connect the load speaker to the music player playing the song mentioned.
Step 3:Insert the loud speaker onto your head in a way that it covers your head fully.
Step 4: Make Actor Vijay stand next to you. (preferably left as it has a proved result.)
Step 5: Instruct him to pull out the loud speaker from your head.
Tadaaa!! You will have got straight hair.
Giving your hair trusting the super hero Vijay.
You can try the same with Power star Srinivasan.
Pictures from lab test :
Employs same principle as experiment 1.
Few girls or guys with same motivation and fire to make their hair straight
Step 1: Arrange a party with like minded people with same good intention to 'DO ANYTHING TO GET STRAIGHT HAIR'
Step 2: Play a nice song
Step 3: Start the hair pulling party.
Most of your hair will be on the floor, but definitely straight.
Why don't we make use of the physics that we studied, mugged and copied in exams? The moral of the movie '3 Idiots' gave me an idea of using physics to get straight hair.
your mouth and lungs to blow the balloon
Step 1: Inhale as much as possible
Step 2: blow into the hole of the balloon
Step 3: Rub the blown balloon on your hair
Step 4: Lift the balloon and see your hair being lifted
More the charges the balloon acquires the more the hair pull that happens.
If the hair is very strong and has sharp edge, it might burst the balloon scaring the kids nearby.
Van de graph generator
Step 1: Go to a science exhibition with Van de graph generator.
Step 2: Place your hands on it
Result: Temporary straight hair
Alternatives: Touch a broken live electric wire
Risk: Death but with straight hair.
Electrical Chappathi maker
Steps are so obvious still if you are so dumb to look for steps:
Step 1: Switch on the chappathi maker
Step 2: Put your hair inside.
Step 3: press it.
Straight hair with few strands stuck to the maker, still straight.
Poor supply of electricity in states like Tamil Nadu might interrupt the process frequently
Traditional chappathi rolling pin.
Step 1: Switch on the vacuum cleaner
Step 2: place it near the tip of the hair in such a way that hair is pulled up but not pulled out of the head.
straight hair, larger volume of which will reside inside the container of the cleaner
Hair stored safely inside the vacuum cleaners container. But still it becomes straight before getting sucked.
Experiment 8: Most expensive and risky
Driver to drive it ( preferable experience: minimum 10 years to save your head)
Step 1: Start the road roller
Step 2: Lie on ground with hair flowing towards the roller's front wheel
Step 3: Ask the driver to run the road roller back and forth on your hair.
If the drivers gets a call from some call center when he is performing this act, there are chances that he runs the road roller over your head and cause immediate death
Tractor can be used instead of road roller. When tractor can be used for proper farming of crops why cant it assure good straight hair? It can. Try it.
DVD of movies like PIZZA, EVIL DEAD.
Perform the experiment in the absence of light, pitch darkness and silence, during late nights for better results.
Step 1: Wait till late night
Step 2: Send everyone out of home
Step 3: Switch off all the lights. This step can be skipped as the electricity is unavailable most times in states like TN, India, making our job easy.
Step 4: Play the movie
The movie you watch will take care of the remaining steps.
Result: Straight hair.
Most advantageous experiment as the hair still remains on head after it gets straight.
Watch Power star without make up.
Posture correction books
Step 1: Download such educative stuffs on good posture.
Step 2: Talk to your hair about it and make it aware of what a good posture means.
When skin can listen to you why can't your hair listen to you?
When you are performing this experiment people around might think you have lost your nuts.
Never mind. We need straight hair. Anything for it.
Try teaching your hair Yoga instead of all these boring awareness and sessions.
Small, heavy pebbles
Step 1: Tie a pebble to the edge of each of your hair
Hair will become straight but you might start bending backwards due to weight.
Step 1: paste a copper wire to each hair along the length of it.
Step 2: Straighten the wires
Copper wire leaving marks on shoulder.
Iron wire instead of copper. OR any other metal instead of copper. I am poor in chemistry, alloys so not able to judge which wire is the best.
Lab experiment employing same method for curly hair:
We have used physics in our experiments right? But haven't we scored well by copying in maths exams too? Lets use a little of maths here.
A circle can look straight if just a part of it is considered.
Steps are obvious. A lab result is shown below.
Solution to the risk:
If the experiment results in no hair try out a straight hair vig.
A TV with regional TV channels enabled
Step 1: Switch on TV
Step 2: Tune into some regional TV anytime in the morning between 11 to 2 or evening between 6 to 11
Step 3: Continue step 1 and 2 daily.
Confusion,stress and and frustration due to the story of the serials
Take up a stressful job with an idiotic boss.
Revive, a clothes stiffening liquid
Step 1: Pour the liquid in a tub full of water
Step 2: immerse your hair into it and leave for 30 minutes
Straight hair. When it can stiffen clothes why cant it stiffen hair?
Use any other brand. I am not the brand ambassador for Revive.
Hair might become unfit to be combed with plastic combs or the normal brushes available in the market.
Order an iron brush or comb specially made for your hair.
If none of the above 15 experiments work out we always have the best power to look great with straight hair:
Photoshop or any equivalent installed
A photo of a super model with straight hair downloaded
Skill to do the morphing.
Dont be so stupid to ask me steps for this, I'm not a photoshop expert.
Browse more for tips about photoshop for better results.
People wont recognize you as the person in the Facebook Display picture. Anyways its ok, right? Who has a FB DP that looks like how they are? None. Not even Mark Zuckerberg.
Hope you had fun reading this article. If you have better ideas post it below as a comment.